Last night, Renee and I sat down for another episode of Big Brother. We haven't chatted about a Sunday night episode of Big Brother in a few weeks and honestly, I had forgotten just how boring this show was when we weren't just tuning in for the Thursday night evictions. I now know that if I ever feel the need to inflict this kind of torture on myself ever again and watch anything related to Big Brother, I should do it on a Thursday when all the shit goes down and when it's full of surprises. "Oh so-and-so won HoH and who's on the block!? That's so surprising!" Because that's what happens when you don't have to sit here for an hour, twice a week, and think "Okay, when is someone going to say something at least mildly amusing to make me stop thinking about my grocery list or what else I could be doing that would be better than this--a pap test, perhaps? Hmm..."
So, Hayden won HoH and we saw the Brigade take quite the nose dive. No longer are Hayden, Enzo and Lane as close as they independently believe they are with each other. Much to my surprise, however, Big Brother could not manage to make backstabbing entertaining.
Take a look at what Renee and I had to say about last night's episode of Big Brother.
Holly: Hayden won HoH by decorating his tree with 18 ornaments the fastest and getting the angel on the top of his tree.
Renee: Hayden wins HOH which means that Britney is going home
Britney is now crying how she is all alone and all I think is that she should not have voted out Ragan
Holly: Well she dug her own grave on that one.
Hahaha! Enzo is the mastermind behind the Brigade. Riiight.
Renee: I cannot believe Enzo is referring to himself as a mastermind
Holly: It is downright laughable.
Lane has a problem with Hayden's blue "foofoo" shampoo.
Renee: It's not manly enough for him
Holly: Aww, Lane couldn't light the grill.
Renee: Wow jackass can't even light a bbq
Holly: Lane is an oil rig salesman. Why am I not surprised about this?
Renee: Lane is a dumb ass...remember when he said that he was dumbing it down for people?
Holly: Hahah yeah. I think not.
Hayden's eyes are super tiny. I just noticed this. They're like, hiding under that huge hair.
Renee: OMG Holly there is still 40 minutes to go
Holly: I have pasta salad!
Sorry, I'm super ADD tonight. I feel like Gir from Invader Zim.
Haha. Enzo just sounded all super excited when he said piggy bank.
So, they have to hide big, paper-like coins with their names on them and then they all have to go in and try to find everyone's for $10,000. And Lane is going to buy beer and Muscle Milk with $10,000 if he wins it.
Renee: He is disgusting
Holly: Is he becoming more of an airhead as time goes on?
Renee: This is a stupid competition
Holly: I agree.
Enzo wants to grab Hayden by his "hair do."
That place is so messy now.
Yeah, Lane needs that $10,000 for his beer and Muscle Milk.
Britney won the $10,000.
Renee: At least she will stop whining for awhile
Holly: Yeah, and Lane says she's going to spend it on lipstick and leggings. Because beer and Muscle Milk is better than lipstick and leggings?
Renee: but his needs are manly
Holly: Renee. We should just watch this boring show on Thursdays, I think!
Men who are too nice can't tell women the truth? What is this truth Lane speaks of, I wonder.
And Hayden and Enzo want to get rid of Lane now.
Renee: Of course they do so much for the Brigade
That was no surprise at all
I actually don't give a shit who wins this game anymore
Holly: Me either.
Lane and Britney are up for eviction.
And oh my goodness, the show is almost over! I'm so excited!
Renee: I know that is the only thing to be happy about
Holly: All done! Let's dance!
Renee: I agree
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