It feels like quite some time since Renee and I have sat down for a Big Brother chat--and I cannot tell you how freeing and just plain awesome those days away from the chaos that is Big Brother were! Between the Emmy Awards and chatting about MasterChef on Wednesday nights instead of tuning in for Power of Veto competitions and random, mediocre drama, it has been a nice little vacation from watching the remaining house guests continue on in their path to battle it out for half a million dollars.
On last night's episode of Big Brother we got to see the inside of the Jury House, which ended up being a good portion of me and Renee's chat. Most notably, Matt finally cleared his conscience and told fellow jury members Brendon, Rachel and Kathy that his wife is perfectly healthy and never did have some rare bone disease. In other news, Lane was the HoH for the past week and he put Ragan and Enzo up on the block. Enzo ended up winning POV and in his place, Hayden was put up for eviction.
Check out what Renee and I had to say throughout last night's episode of Big Brother.
Holly: Hey, I'm here!
And it looks like Kathy may be telling Matt off about him lying about his wife for the money.
So, what we've missed over the past week on Big Brother... Ragan and Hayden are on the block. Enzo was on the block but he won POV and Lane chose Hayden to replace him over Britney.
Renee: Ragan is playing this game smart
Holly: Yeah he is and it all makes actual sense. Imagine that!
I like watching Big Brother on just Thursdays, it's the day that matters and it's all surprises. HA!
Renee: Well now that we know the players involved it makes sense
Holly: I don't want Ragan to go home, even though he has a tendency to be irritating.
Renee: Yeah and he is slick but can he get them to use their thick head
Holly: Well Lane shouldn't be that hard to win over. I mean, it's Lane.
Julie Chen's dress is ugly. Wait, skirt and shirt and her blacks don't match.
Renee: I was hoping we weren't going to see anymore of Brendon and Rachel
how did she get a pic of Brendon?
Holly: I have no idea. It was her and Brendon.
Renee: Look at her hugging Kathy like she ever really liked her
Holly: That jury house is kick ass.
"I don't want anyone to mess with my man!" Already.
Renee: Three princesses and a Queen she is such a homophobe
Holly: Wow, I have a headache already.
See, it WAS Rachel doing it to me three times a week. Rachel Headaches.
Renee: Do you know he said he threw the competition
Holly: No I didn't hear that... Makes sense that he did that weird thumbs up thing after he was eliminated from it, though.
Renee: don't mess with my man -- I am so sick of hearing that
Holly: Me too!
Renee: She is going to dump him within six months
Holly: Brendon walked into the jury house and Rachel just sits there all "Brennndonnnnnnnnnnn..." She looks bored with him.
Renee: She is and he was just standing there looking pathetic. Do you notice the way she is quick to point out the way that he fails?
Holly: She also did that when he didn't win HoH a few weeks back and they got into that big fight about how he sucks. And then she was all "No, I'm not mad at you. You did the best you could." And she was indeed pissed off.
Renee: Yeah he better be really successful or they are going to have a problem and she has already said that she is not leaving Vegas
Holly: And Matt told the jury people that his wife is totally healthy.
Renee: Kathy is kicking his ass..and Brendon thinks that Matt is going to hell
Holly: I would react the same, exact way as Kathy just did. That is really sick and I would walk out. Or punch him in the face.
Renee: It actually makes Rachel look good
Holly: Except for the fact that she gives me a fucking headache!
Renee: I do love how she tried to order him out of the room and he was all, I'm not leaving the room
Holly: Hahaha! Julie Chen just asked Lane if he's as mindless as he comes off as.
Renee: Of course he is
I want to know what brains he thinks he is going to bring
Holly: Even when he is talking to the brigade and doesn't have to "play stupid" he comes off as... well, dim.
Renee: That's my point. There is no brain in his head
Holly: Aww, Ragan is nice.
Renee: Yeah his speech was sweet.. I still want Hayden to go
Holly: Me too!
And Britney voted to evict Ragan. Sad. And off he goes.
Renee: That was a mistake but a bit Ragan gets himself some action as soon as this is done
Holly: Oh goodness. There's still 20 minutes left.
Ragan now has to go to the jury house with Rachel!
Renee: No with Matt. Wait till he finds out about Matt's wife
Holly: Oooh, he's gonna punch Matt in the face!
Yeah, Ragan is very drawn to Matt. Oh jeez.
Renee: Oh he is going to be so disappointed and I told you Matt gives him a chubby
Holly: Eww, I hate that term.
Renee: Okay then a hard on but he has the hots for Matt
Holly: Much better.
Renee: Enzo needs to shut up
and of course he sucks up for the vote
Holly: Oh no. Hayden: "You made the gay community proud."
You know what Hayden, you have disappointed the hetero community!
Renee: And made the gay community proud? Really> Fuck stop saying that people represent a group that they happen to belong to and oh are gay people supposed to be running around with I love Hayden signs now?
Holly: According to Hayden, I'm sure that's a yes.
Wow, the amount of gayness comments in regards to Ragan are too much. First he's a bad gay person, then he's making the gay community proud. The fuck!?
Renee: Oh I know and none of them thought that they had done a damn thing wrong
There is no one left I like enough to win
Holly: Me either, these people are horrible.
Renee: I thought you would be rooting for your meow meow
Holly: Britney shouldn't be dropping so many ornaments through that fence there, she has the tiniest hands.
Renee: I was just thinking this
Holly: I think she's just way too nervous.
Wednesday is a special eviction episode! And a... three part HoH competition. Why the fuck do they need three parts? Damn this show sucks.
Renee: Yeah but it is so much easier to take once a week isn't it
Holly: SO much easier!
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