Snooki's Wedding Proposal is Almost as Ridiculous as Jersey Shore

Today in 'Most Unromantic Wedding Proposals of the Year' is Jeff Miranda, boyfriend of Jersey Shore's Snooki who has proposed via the cover of Steppin' Out Magazine.

Firstly, I must give some major kudos to anyone who has even heard of Steppin' Out Magazine, which claims to be "New York and New Jersey's #1 entertainment magazine" that is oh so very professional and just downright awesome that their website does not resemble the website of an actual online publication, but more-so a very scammy Girls Gone Wild sales page. Yeah, I'm getting into semantics right off the bat here.

So, Jeff Miranda will grace the cover of the September 10th issue of Steppin' Out Magazine, where he is seen down on one knee in fatigues, since he is an ex-Iraq war veteran, with the text "Jeff Miranda has a question for Snooki... Will you marry me?" splashed across the cover.

Yes, this guy is very, very classy, especially considering that upcoming issues of any magazine in existence do not stay secret until it is meant to be released, meaning that since this issue of Steppin' Out Magazine is not due to be released for another two weeks, Snooki will most likely hear about her own wedding proposal from either RadarOnline.com, who were the first to obtain the exclusive photos and details regarding her proposal or from any of the countless entertainment blogs that have also written about this. How romantic indeed.

Accompanying the cover is a story with Jeff Miranda in which he says he thinks Snooki will be shocked about the magazine cover, but "once she deals with the shock" he knows she will say yes. He also gushes his plans for the future with Snooki, saying "I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She'll be a great mother."

He also addressed the fact that people think he is just using Snooki for fame, saying "that's bullshit" and that "if people could see us together they would think we're a match made in heaven."

I'm sure MTV will be the first to wish the happy couple well... right before offering up a spin-off reality show perhaps?