Holly and I have had a few conflicts with Big Brother and so we have not been able to blog about the last few episodes, but that does not mean we have not been following the goings on of the houseguest. One houseguest that Holly and I love to ignore is Lane. He really does not add anything to the show and is basically forgettable with exception of his alliance. Well it seems Lane has finally drawn the attention of the cameras when he decided it was time to practice a little self love (read: masturbation) after the house guests got involved in a steamy conversation and the heat was too much for Lane.
Lane tried to hide what he was doing by picking at his air and rubbing his nose but what he was doing was to hard to hide. If you are going to jerk off and don’t want people to know what you are doing, perhaps you should not make faces of obvious pleasure. I think I will have an easier time remembering who Lane is from now on. I will just call him the one armed bandit.
In other Big Brother news, unfortunately Rachel was allowed back into the house for 24 hours. You would think that now that she is no longer in the running for the money she would display a little human dignity – think again. Rachel decided to lecture Regan on what it means to be a good gay person.
Maybe he isn’t camp enough for her because his hair colour does not come out of a cheap box. Maybe Rachel once again felt threatened that someone would take her man. It makes me want to scream, NO ONE WANTS HIM, HE’S ALL YOURS. Whatever the case if you need more proof that Rachel is an ass here there you go.
Posting will be back to normal tomorrow in terms of Big Brother as Holly and I will go back to sharing with you our acerbic brilliant commentary on tonight's episode.
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