Last night's episode of Big Brother was a series of very dramatic, over-emotional and very, very campy moments. Rachel and Brendon were up for eviction at the hands of Matt, who was HoH and Britney, who chose not to use the Power of Veto that she won.
After 41 days of being in the Big Brother house, Brendon and Rachel and their showmance has irritated every single other house guest and, I'm willing to bet, everyone who has sat through just one hour of the show. Between Rachel's over-dramatic swooning, making herself cry, claiming every single person in the house is out to get between her and "her man" and Brendon's claiming that he is a knight--yes, a knight--and needs to protect wee little Rachel, I have been done with the two of them since the second episode. Last night, we got to see Rachel scramble while Brendon tried to sabotage his game and get evicted from the house by starting fights with everyone else in the house.
Perhaps the best part of the night (besides the eviction, of course) was that we got to hear a little something from Brendon's ex-fiance. Yes, he has an ex-fiance and to say the least, it was the most excited I've been to hear from anyone from someone's life on the show.
So take a look at what Renee and I thought about last night's episode of Big Brother in our chat after the jump.
Holly: OMG hey! You don't have to wake me up tonight, mom!
Renee: I was hoping something would happen and my dish would go out
Holly: I was hoping I was so tired that I went to bed and slept through your phone call. We're now thinking of ways to sabotage ourselves, this is great.
Renee: that's how much we detest the show
Holly: We're so lucky we love each other sooo much we won't leave the other alone during Big Brother.
I asked Allen if he would watch Big Brother with me tonight. He was all "Sure!" Then a little while later said "Well... I'll try." And then when I told him Big Brother was about to come on, he went upstairs.
Renee: Well I suppose that's a no
Holly: He toyed with my feelings!
Renee: well pay back is a bitch remember that
Holly: Damn straight!
Renee: I survive by waiting for the Red Lobster commercials
Holly: Those commercials are like porn to me. I salivate and drool.
Renee: We are going next week when the kids are away for crabfest
Holly: Nice!
Renee: Well the nightmare begins
Holly: "I will promise you the world, Britney. And give you $5,000." Now that sounds like a different kind of proposition.
Renee: I personally am just waiting for the goodbye message
If they are smart they will get rid of Rachel. Brandon cannot win any competitions
Holly: Well if Brendon goes home Rachel surely cannot tell him he was trying to get between her and her man.
Oooh, Ragan called Brendon a Neanderthal.
Renee: Yep Ragan is mad and apparently the spawn of Satan LOL
Holly: Wow, Britney is just all around sexist. Rachel is a skank and Brendon is a pansy.
Brendon just said Rachel could be his wife and the mother of his children. Oh no no no.
Renee: Dear god...he has been corrupted by that woman
Holly: Britney says Brendon doesn't like women. Hmmm...
Renee: Nope he just likes one woman way too much and why is she being so nice to Rachel when she does not like her?
Holly: Big Brother should show the house guests when they're at home watching episodes of Big Brother and their reactions.
Yes Enzo, two scientists cannot figure out the "phyziss" of the game.
Renee: Really they are ridiculous...if they don't vote out Rachel they are going to give her the chance to be HOH one more time
Ragan is calling her ass out
Holly: Good!
Renee: WOW Rachel is not a good person and she is crying
Holly: Ragan is cracking me up.
Renee: oooh gruesome twosome.
Oh you're an early man
Holly: The brigade is such a joke. "We need to get rid of Brendon!"
Brendon's former fiance! Oh my goodness!
Renee: yeah I would like to hear that. It seems proposing marriage is something he does a lot
Holly: Hahahaha!
It would be super funny if he and his ex-fiance met on another reality show. And then they broke up after the show. And then when Brendon leaves, he'll be all "And now I'm on to the next season of Hell's Kitchen!"
Renee: These two are ridiculous. You don't fall in love that fast
Holly: Survivor comes on September 15th! :D
Renee: It's starting early this year
Holly: I am so EXCITED!
Renee: you need help
LOL Ragan misses facebook
Holly: I would too!
The saboteur scared the crap out of Enzo. He made a hilarious scared little kid face.
Umm... so the saboteur says the person voted out may not really be leaving and Rachel and Brendon immediately start acting like assholes.
Renee: getting between Rachel and her man again
Holly: "No one comes between me and my man and the saboteur is making sure of that!" She is ridiculous.
There's a jury!? Like Survivor!?
Renee: Yeah I thought you knew that
Holly: How would I have known that?
This is my first season of Big Brother. And my last!
Renee: Wow tell the world how you really feel
Holly: I haaaaate Big Brother.
Ooooh Brendon's ex-fiance!!!
Renee: SO grateful that she didn't marry him
Holly: HAHAHA.
Aww, she wants to tell Rachel to prepare to be emotionally drained.
Well, now I'm kind of scared of Brendon.
Renee: Well it seems they deserve each other they are both overly dramatic and nuts
Holly: They are going to completely drain each other.
Wow, Brendon just compared himself and his situation in the house to the Salem witch trials. That is ambitious.
Rachel is going home.
Renee: Yeah cause he is an asshole that way
Holly: I was right!
Renee: They were smart to evict Rachel
Holly: I agree. She's good in the challenges and I can't take her voice anymore. Pounding headache going on.
Renee: I won't be happy until Enzo goes home
Holly: Ha! I wonder what everyone is going to be like when Rachel and Brendon are both gone because everyone talks to everyone else and is okay with each other.
Renee: New wars will break out. People cannot live that close to each other without bickering
Holly: She's evicted and she just gives Brendon a peck on the lips?
That was all cold and distant.
I am so sick of hearing "They're just afraid of me as a competitor."
So, she just said she will probably move to LA. Already giving up who she is and what she wants.
Okay, okay. So there's a jury HOUSE!?
Renee: Yes...
Shit I thought the show was over, I just checked the time
Holly: I always think this show is over at 8:45. Every damn time.
Renee: Ragan is in the lead
Holly: It'd be great if he was HoH and the saboteur.
Renee: Yeah but does he really want that position?
Holly: Well he would be guaranteed $20,000.
Renee: That's true
Holly: I would love that position.
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