I firmly believe last night's episode of Big Brother was the most boring, irritating episode of the season--and coming from me, that is certainly saying something. I'm not a fan of Big Brother, but Renee and I have been chatting about it here since the season started and because we're troopers like that, we stuck with it. But last night's episode was just downright painful. You will notice that Renee and I do not have problems chatting. We're big talkers and can usually come up with something to say about pretty much anything. Last night was radically different. I sat here at my computer watching this show, trying to come up with words and I just had nothing. Nothing of importance happened and the only reason I can think of as to why we were just at a loss for words last night is because Rachel isn't in the house. Rachel isn't causing drama, yelling at people who don't like her because she's mad that they don't like her, yelling at people for trying to steal her man when no one wants to go near her man and of course, yelling at Ragan for not being a "good gay person." There was none of that.
So, what was there? Well, Britney is the HoH and in her room was a very creepy picture of her as a teenager wearing some beauty pageant crown of some sort. Her eyes looked very vacant and very 'I am so going to come into your room at night and murder you with a pick axe.' Her room also had Play-Doh in it which, in case you did not know, is not allowed in Renee's house. I was mildly amused by this.
During the Have/Have Not challenge the house guests were split into two teams and given a shot each. Two of the shots they had to drink tasted good and one did not and so every time one team took their shots, the other team had to try and guess which member of the other team drank the shot that tasted horrible. Ragan, who Renee and I have been able to stand--and even like--throughout this season, was just irritating. I wanted to yell at him and shake him and tell him to please stop fake-crying during the Have/Have Not challenge. He was just way too much.
So, take a look at what Renee and I thought about the episode while watching it last night and find out who Britney nominated for eviction after the jump.
Holly: Big Brother!
Renee: It would be easier to fake an orgasm than get excited about this show
Holly: Hahahahahaha!!!
Brendon is so going next.
Renee: She might keep him and nominate Enzo and Matt
Holly: Oooh, that'd be cool!
Renee: Or even Enzo and Hayden
Holly: I would like Matt to go home just because I think he's a gigantic douche for lying about his wife repeatedly.
Brendon is all offended because Matt called him a big dummy.
Renee: Well he doesn't have Rachel to plump up his self esteem
Holly: Wowwww. Ragan has got it bad for Matt.
And why can't Matt put a shirt on under his hoodie? Jeeeez.
Renee: Ragan just said he's been "crying like a 40 year old woman watching Oprah" and he is a "bi-polar hot tranny mess"...I don't even know what to say about that one
Ragan is absolutely crushing on Matt
Enzo is wearing a shirt that says Meow Meow, for heaven's sake
Holly: Matt walked into a room with Regan, hugged him and immediately walked out the door. Ummm.
The Brigade is trying real hard to assure Matt that they're all loyal to him.
Renee: Well at least the Brigade is starting to turn on each other
It looks like Lane is jealous
Holly: Hayden and Lane are not impressed with Britney's fiance. They have some serious image issues.
Renee: Yeah and he does look like Lane poor man
Holly: Yep, she definitely has a type.
And Matt is not buying the Brigade crap. That is good. I'm sick of the buddy-buddy Brigade.
Renee: Look at how quick Matt was to put Enzo on the block
Holly: Hahaha yep!
Enzo just may be going home soon.
Renee: God there are still 45 minutes to go
I mean OMG
Holly: LOL! Wow, it took you less time than it did me to look at the clock tonight.
I usually start looking at the clock by a half hour in.
Renee: It is just irritating and boring. How many more episodes do you think that we have left?
Holly: Six, maybe?
Renee: That is 6 too many
Holly: I knew that was coming!
Renee: I swear I am never watching another season
Holly: Me either!
Lane is scaring me...
He is going to lift 325 pounds and before he lifts anything he "turns straight gorilla." What?
Renee: I would so laugh if it fell
Holly: I think he just wants to prove to Britney that he's stronger than her fiance.
Renee: Yeah the alpha male thing is so ridiculous and unattractive
Holly: And Matt had a dream about Hayden without a shirt on.
Renee: Did he say he was in a showmance...is he manipulating Ragan
Holly: This episode is so boring!
I'm sick of seeing Brendon's face. And I'm sick of seeing him try to save his ass.
Renee: I know we still have 30 minutes to go..I cannot believe people watch this for fun
Holly: "For fun." Hahaha.
So, Britney walks out in a fantasy Little Bo Peep-looking bedroom costume and Lane said if he saw her at the bar, he would go up to her, punch her fiance and buy her a drink. Because Britney would be wearing a fantasy bedroom costume while hanging at a bar.
Renee: LOL I was just thinking that
Holly: Hell, I go to the bar dressed as a French maid all the time.
In Lane's world I guess that's how it works.
Awww, Ragan is down to his birth weight from being a Have Not for over 20 days.
LOL! Enzo ordered the Meow Meow Mix. Typical.
Renee: His inner Lady Gaga...He cracks me up occasionally
Holly: Wow. Brendon is still calling Rachel his girlfriend.
Renee: He is just pathetic
Holly: I'm officially sick of Ragan.
Renee: Yeah he has moved to irritating this episode
Holly: America sucks at picking gross buffet items.
Renee: Broccoli and bean dip lead to gas, maybe that is why it was picked
Holly: There is Play-Doh in Britney's HoH room!
Renee: Yeah well that house deserves Play-Doh
Holly: And Britney and Regan are freaking out over a moth.
No one can say anything about my fear of mice now, thank you.
Renee: Yeah this is what happens with no tv or internet
Holly: Enzo is mad and wants Matt out because Matt tried to figure out what the brigade was going to do before they knew he had the diamond power of veto. Wow.
Renee: He has always been insecure
Holly: And Hayden wants Matt out too.
Renee: SO much for brotherly love
Holly: Britney needs to make a damn decision. All by herself.
Renee: If she was smart she would break up Hayden and Enzo
Holly: That's a great idea!
She better not put Matt up just because Lane and Enzo and Hayden want to go crowd in her room and intimidate her to do what they say.
Renee: Listen to Enzo talking about crossing lines while he willing to throw Matt under the bus
Holly: Yeah, Enzo doesn't play that way---the way where he goes up on the block.
Renee: Enzo is such a pain in the ass whiner
Holly: Enzo hasn't won anything yet and he's going to go win the POV.
And that is it for last night's chat. We'll have another one posted on Thursday and Friday morning, so check back for the latest in what transpires on Big Brother.
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