Renee and I sacrificed another hour of our week for Big Brother and on last night's episode we saw the rest of Rachel and Kristen's verbal championship fight. The irony that they were located inside a boxing rink (and apparently this fight wasn't planned since this is juicy, dramatic reality television we're talking about here) was just phenomenal.
Rachel has won HoH for the second time this season and who she put up on the block wasn't a surprise by any stretch of the imagination.
Holly: Big Brother time!
Renee: unfortunately it is
Holly: Haha!
Renee: I cannot believe I have to stop watching The Tudors for this
Holly: Oh no! Well, you could go watch The Tudors, by all means.
Renee: I won't abandon you
Holly: Hahaha "kissing cousins" Oh jeez, Lane.
Renee: Look at Rachel's face wow she is shocked
I like that Andrew fought hard to the bitter end
Holly: Yeah, gotta respect him for that. Putting it all out there before leaving.
Renee: I didn't know Rachel is a cocktail waitress, it seems science has done so much for here (yep that's snark)
Holly: I am still having a very hard time believing she has a degree in anything science-related.
Kristen and Rachel are going to fight.
And Ragan wants them to real bad!
Renee: The irony of them being in a boxing ring...she's right
Of course Enzo wants mud and jello
Holly: Oh yes, of course.
Renee: Well at least she can't accuse her of being after man cause she has her own
Holly: Oh you know she's going to say it anyway.
Renee: If she does I swear I will hurt myself laughing. I think that they should stop calling her a whore cause she isn't but they should be calling her stalker chick
Also it makes me sick the way men get so excited when women are fighting
Holly: Yes, I agree. She frightens me.
It's that very frat boy-esque mindset.
Renee: She is going to break Brandons back if she keeps jumping on him
You know even Rachel's voice is getting irritating at this point
Holly: I get a headache mid-way through this show every time.
Oooh, Kristen didn't accept Rachel's apology!
Renee: Kristen isn't even going to see the HOH room wow.
Holly: Didn't we already see Rachel's HoH room? She gets an all new one?
Renee: Yeah they try to do it a little different each time
At least Enzo is keeping it real
Holly: Enzo wants that tanning mist and listen to Spice Girls.
Ragan should be the saboteur. He is so below the radar.
Renee: I want it to be Enzo cause he will mess it up for sure
Holly: Haha yeah. Then he'll be hoping he could set out vats of pudding and jello for girls to fight in.
Renee: How much do you wanna bet that Rachel asks to keep that costume
Holly: She probably has one already.
So now Will Ferell and Marky Mark are plugging their movie during Big Brother? WTF?
Renee: Yeah they usually have some nonsense like that each season
Holly: Why is Rachel screaming?
Like, SCREAMING?! My goodness.
Renee: Sometimes they have the worst competitions on this show...I mean spend a little money CBS
Holly: Hahaha! That cop car looks like a prop made on Barney.
Renee: Also I was less than impressed with Matt funk...um did we need the mental image of that
Kathy is weekend at Bernies OMG
that was hilarious
Holly: Hahaha! She, Ragan and Kristen did not do well at all.
Yeah, over 2 minutes. They were bad.
Brendon, Enzo and Hayden won!
Renee: Yeah but the team was not fairly stacked really should those three have been on the same team? And do we really have to watch Rachel and Brandon make out again
Also it is interesting that Rachel is so dim that she forget her hatred for Britney
Holly: Well now she hates Kristen.
Renee: I think what get to me the most is that the kid is really into big brother. You should have heard him cheer when the guys one the competition. He even rightfully predicted that kath's team was going to lose
Holly: Wow. He has a new tv obsession!
Renee: I know and I blame you
Holly: Not my fault! Big Brother was all your idea, woman!
Renee: no it was your idea and I agreed hesitantly
Holly: I beg to differ, but okayy...
Renee: Aww Hayden will kill himself if she goes home. these people love their drama
Holly: Wow, Hayden will "kill himself". How... nice? And creepy.
He and Rachel should get together.
Rachel DID apologize to Kristen! Wtf.
Renee: I actually like Kristen better than Rachel
Holly: I like Kristen's voice better than Rachel's.
Renee: Ha Kristen just threatened her
Holly: They're going to fight eventually if Kristen doesn't go up on the block.
Renee: If it comes down to her and Brandon in the end I think the house will vote for Brandon, he is going to need the money to escape from that woman
Holly: He's going to put up barbed wire all around his house.
Renee: And alarms
I hope that Rachel watches this show after she gets out of the house and gets counseling
Big surprise Brendan is the first key pulled
Holly: Wow, my television is all slow. I'm just at Rachel announcing the nomination ceremony.
Renee: Oh she did it..Hayden and Kristen
Holly: Ooooooooh!
Renee: At least we know that Hayden isn't all that important to him
Oh and Brendan wanted Rachel to play nice
Holly: Now Brendon is all mad at Rachel. They're going to fight and break up until Rachel does what he wants and then they'll make up, just like last time.
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