This week we saw the suggestion of the blossoming of yet another showmance. Even though Brittany is engaged, Big Brother had no problem suggesting that perhaps there was more than friendship going on between her and Lane.It isn't even spring and showmance is in the air. Nothing sells like the possibility of sex. Of course, Lane's mother approved of the budding relationship. Simply because Kristen was willing to give up her relationship for a showmance, does not mean every other woman will do the same. If this relationship proves true, this will be the third showmance this season alone. Seeing as how so many women have bitten the dust, while the male partners have stayed behind, a showmance would probably not be the best move for Brittany to make.
Below you will find the chat that Holly and I had during Big Brother. It is filled with our
Holly: Hi, I'm here!
Renee: Hi there
Holly: How's it going?
Renee: Fine. Did you see the two videos I put up?
Holly: I'm just looking now. Why the fuck was Rachel allowed back into the house for 24 hours? Did the producers get sick of hearing her whine or something!?
Renee: Apparently, the head of houehold opened pandora's box
Holly: AND IT UNLEASHED RACHEL. LOL.
Renee: Yeah
Holly: Oh my goodness, that is fucking hilarious.Oooh, Brendon got HoH!
Renee: I thought you would love that.
Holly: Oooh, the brigade is having troubles!
Renee: I missed who was nominated
Holly: Aww, Brendon had to leave and Rachel came back.That is too funny. I'm still laughing about Pandora's Box unleashing Rachel.Lane and Matt.Well, it was Ragan but Ragan got POV.And Matt has the diamond power of veto so he isn't leaving.
Renee: Matt and Lane are up together. And Brandon is doing it because then Rachel will know she loves him...He is just as bad as Rachel
Holly: Sorry, internet went out. Ha. Rachel is going to know Brendon loves her when she sees Matt walk into the jury house.LOL! Ragan feels guilty over Matt playing for his wife's very rare bone disease. My goodness.
Renee: I cannot believe he is crying over Matt of all people.
Holly: Well he thinks Matt's wife has some pretend bone disease. And now Matt is mad at Kathy again.
I want to see what these people say when they find out Matt's wife has no pretend bone disease.
Renee: And he still telling the lie of the sick wife. He is an asshole
Holly: Yep. Matt may be putting Enzo up as his replacement nominee.
Renee: I don't think he will put up Enzo
Holly: It's a good thing Lane isn't so stressed out this episode. Must have been a really good release for him in that shower before being put up for eviction.
Renee: Brandon went to USC and get his PhD in bio physics
Holly: Good for him? It reminds him of a horror film... Yes, like I Know What You Did Last Summer. Why the fuck is Kathy making people's beds? That makes me mad.
Renee: Of course the saboteur is coming after the meow meow. I am convinced that he thinks he is a cat
Holly: LOL!!! Ooooh, Enzo thinks Kathy did it! The note ends with an S which means The Sheriff. Oh myyy.
Renee: Well of course Enzo thinks he's brilliant
Holly: And he wants a Scooby Snack.
Renee: I love Ragan, "thank you America for believing in the evil that I have always known is inside of me." Too awesome!
Holly: Lane wants Muscle Milk. Of course he does.
Renee: He needs to keep is strength up for jerking off
Holly: Hey, that hurts your arm after a while!
Renee: Lane and Brittany...damn another bromance... err shomance
Holly: LOL! Lane's mother just said that Lane is a meathead jock that loves puppies.
Renee: Yeah and she thinks it's a compliment.
Holly: And Lane just whistled for Britney to go straddle his back and she runs right over. This season is going to have a record for most showmances or something
Renee: Yeah and I think the whole showmance thing is ridiculous. Look at Enzo, he is so excited. Lane is happy because now he knows that he is safe
Holly: Hahah yeah.
Renee Brittany actually looks pretty tonight. I love the curly hair.
Holly: Yeah, it is pretty. Kathy The Sheriff. Hahahahaha.HAHAHA. Oh my goodness. Ragan was so happy to evict Kathy.
Renee: Yeah I thought that was kind of mean. And I am starting to wonder if he has a crush on Matt.
Holly: I am fairly certain that he does. Or he just feels bad for Matt's wife pretend sickness.
Renee: No, there is more going on than Matt's wife. He totally has a crush on him. Cathy knew she was going home, she started to stand before Julie even said her name
Holly: So, Britney is going to get evicted next time. Aww, Kathy does not have a bag. Matt is closer to "Britney, Ragan...and the other guys." Like Ragan isn't a guy or something.
Renee: How is this woman a sheriff when she cannot compete in anything?
Holly: Maybe she just sits behind a desk all day.
Renee: She would have to, cause she certainly cannot chase after a criminal
Holly: Big Brother's version of Simon Says. Oh dear. That's funny.
Renee: I think it was stupid
Holly: I could not do a handstand. I couldn't even try, I'd just get injured.
Renee: I want Reagan to win
Holly: I would like Britney to win.Julie Chen is getting pissed at Enzo.
Renee: Yeah I can tell from her tone. If Enzo wins, he going to scream about the meow meow
Holly: Hahaha. Yep, probably! Britney won.Now there will be a woman in the house for at least 2 weeks.
Renee: Poor Enzo looks like someone stole his dog. I hope they get prunes and pimento loaf
Holly: Ewww, prunes and pimento loaf. I hate pimento loaf!
Renee: I know so do I which is why I picked it
Holly: So disgusting. Double eviction on Thursday!
Renee: I told you they would have a double soon
Holly: Yep! And finally there is!
Renee: They have to because they have too many houseguests to go week for week. Brandon is upset, 'cause he knows he is going home
Holly: Oh yeah, he definitely is. And then it will be Rachel, Brendon and Kathy in the jury house.
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