So once again, I did my duty to you dear readers and watched yet another painful episode of "Big Brother". This week I learned that it is possible for Cathy to do well in a competition, if she is irritated enough and that being a "knight whether a woman wants you to or not" is somehow romantic. I somehow believe there will be a price to pay for separating Rachel from her man.Oh dear the storm clouds are already gathering, preparing to weep for the impending separation of Rachel and Brandon. Are these two even for real?
Fortunately for me Holly kept me company via gchat and as per usual we are blessing you with our delightful musings. I do have one question -- does anyone know when we are going to have a double eviction? This show needs to move it along -- not that I am complaining, because as you know we live to service you.
Holly: Okay, I'm here!
Renee: Hey, I didn't know Rachel and Brandon were both up
Holly: You should have read my posts, they are very in depth, you know. ;)
Renee: I guess I missed the last one.
Holly: Matt won HoH again.
Renee: Yeah fatal attraction is right. And only one of them can come off the nomination so one is going home for sure
Holly: Well that doesn't matter, they're a packaged deal and think they are conjoined twins or something.
Renee: So she is going to pull and Ana Karenina for him.Are her tears even real? What a phony.Oh and he is a knight...he is going to protect her
Holly: They are hilarious.
Renee: Funny how Rachel's behaviour changes when she is on the hot seat. She should have thought about that last week
Holly: Yeah, you can't really walk around all high and mighty and doing whatever you want and pissing everyone off if you don't want enemies. This is uncomfortable to watch. "I feel like roadkill, I need Brendon with me to do anything!"
Renee: She is such a dramatic pain in the ass. Brandon should be glad for the chance to escape
Holly: Rachel is officially the worst actor I have ever had to endure. And I have seen a lot--A LOT--of Lifetime movies.
Renee: wow that is rough
Holly: And totally true!"I don't know where this girl came from. But she's gotta stay." OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Renee: You are going to miss them when one of them is gone next week
Holly: Nope.It would be awesome if Brendon was all "It has been so hard trying to pretend I liked her all this time!" when she goes home.
Renee: no one would believe it so he won't try it
Holly: They don't have one ally in that house.
Renee: Nope so I don't know why they are stressing, no matter what one of them is going home. OMG Jordans voice is the most irritating ever
Holly: She sounds like Kristin Chenowith.
Renee: And of course Enzo wants to be called the meow meow
Holly: I do not like them either.
Renee: And Brandon better stop declaring his love for Rachel, He is only encouraging her to stalk him after the show
Holly: "But Brendonnnn! I had all episodes of Big Brother Tivoed and you kept saying how much you love me!"Brendon just made me real mad. "Now focus on your aim!" He is distracting.
Renee: Cathy will be lucky to get one..
Holly: She got 3. Oooh, she got 7.
Renee: Did you see the nasty ass look she gave Rachel, who knew she had it in her
Holly: Yep!He fucking threw that hard!
Renee: And Brendan is out....gotta love that. Whipping the ball afterwords was really sucky and even his girl is not supporting him
Holly: Rachel was all pissed off after the HoH competition when Brendon didn't win. Putting him down, saying he doesn't do well in any HoH challenges and then immediately told him "You need to win PoV" when he went and sat by her after getting out of the competition.They have a very mother/son relationship. If the mother is straight out of Mommie Dearest and the son is still in diapers.
Renee: Brendao was the girl in this situation yeah that was so sexist
Holly: LOL Ragan!
Renee: Bye bye meow meow love that
Holly: Me too!
Renee: Brandon has no right complaining that people are being insensitive when they were so busy being rude last week
Holly: They weren't just rude last week. Whenever they win anything, they walk around pissing everyone off.
Renee: I wonder what Rachels goodby message will be this week?
Holly: "Everyone tried to come between me and my man and you had to get me out of the house so you could all jump him BUT HE LOVES MEEEE."
Renee: LOL yeah it will be something like that and kudos to Cathy for walking out on Rachel. Wow she is on the block and is still bullying people
Holly: Oh my goodness, Rachel will not stop following Kathy around.
Renee: Rachel is just a sore loser
Holly: And Britney calls Rachel a skank.
Renee: Of course because those are the only kinds of insults she knows LOL he does not want to touch Rachel's hair extension
Holly: Rachel so believes that. She keeps saying how much Brendon has been sucking during competitions.
Renee: But of course they cannot come between her and her man
Holly: Oh no! Renee! The saboteur is trying to steal Rachel's man!!!
Renee: If he says that he wants to protect her one more time I am going to be ill and she is going to take it and like it as well
Holly: You know, Brendon would be fine right now if he didn't start shacking up with Rachel. She put a target on his back. So, he's trying to make her love him by "doing something drastic" to make her stay?
Renee: These two just have so many issues that they are beyond irritating. Wow that was like an Andrew speech
Holly: Oh yeah. They need counseling. Or orders of protection.
Renee: Well they will spend their last night smooching and we will finally be rid of one of them
Holly: And crying. Do not forget the crying.
Renee: Well Brandons comment will be something about being her knight and avenging his lady and hers will be the bitches are all going to get it for separating me from my man
Holly: Hahahahaha. Oh boy.
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