The second episode of Big Brother aired last night. As you know from our previous chat, Renee has seen a few seasons of the show while I had never seen it before the current season, so please excuse all of the questions and the "ZOMG I'M SO SHOCKED THIS IS HAPPENING!" statements from me during last night's chat. The one thing a Big Brother veteran and a newbie have in common, in this case, is our inability to stop our eyes from rolling into the back of our heads while watching the reality show, which is a lot of you seem to like a lot.
So last Thursday's episode was the first episode of the season and we were told that there was a saboteur in the house--someone whose goal was to not win Big Brother, but to make it to the halfway mark where they will then win some serious cash, all for causing havoc throughout the Big Brother house and making life in the house pretty much unbearable for everyone there. The saboteur's first strike was placing a lock on the house refrigerator, but the winning team of last night's challenge got to take the lock off of the refrigerator and eat, finally.
Oh, the challenge? Yeah, it consisted of people from each of three teams racing each other through a vat of disgustingly thick, disgusting caramel and into a huge pool of popcorn in the search for teeth. The team to find all of the teeth to complete the mouth they were sticking said teeth onto wins.
Check out what our thoughts were while watching last night's episode of Big Brother and don't forget, we're chatting about Big Brother 12 three times a week!
Holly: Hi, I'm here! Let the Big Brother Date Night begin! Wait, I have to pee! I know, not sexy and definitely not something you want to hear at the beginning of a date night.
Okay, I'm back. My bladder is happy now.
Renee: good to know
Holly: So, Big Brother time! I still can't get over the amount of funny of the Jew in a hot dog suit from last time.
Renee: Let the nonsense begin
Holly: Oh, chicks in bikinis! We knew they couldn't go too long without all of that.
Renee: It's what sells big brother
Holly: The opening credits of this show are misleading. They make it look like a show you would actually sit down and watch a few times, willingly. It's all shiny and people look happy. It's like The Brady Bunch on ecstasy.
Well I just got all paranoid thinking the color went out of my television for some reason. No, it was just a "flashback."
The high school swim coach looks guilty! He can't stop smiling. And the podiatrist! Crazy smiling people. Or they're all on drugs.
Renee: Enzo is to dim to be the saboteur
Holly: I agree. And his name sounds like some sort of weird side dish. I don't know how the two are connected, but I thought I'd just throw that out there.
Wow, the HoH gets a whole room!?
Renee: Yeah you have that room to plot who you are going to put up for eviction
Holly: Ohh. Alright then. How does one feel more secure with someone being HoH because they don't have embarrassing childhood pictures out? "I don't see any pictures of you as a kid without a shirt on! I feel secure with you!" WHAT!?
Renee: oh oh science love
Holly: "You like science!? I like science too! Let's make out!"
Annie does not like science. She will not be partaking in the science lovins. First opportunity for Big Brother threesomes shot down!
Renee: Of course it's going to be a girl..now I am starting to wonder if it is the cop
Holly: Yeah, I just thought maybe she just told everyone she is the saboteur. Because everyone likes her. And she's a cop. And it would make for some foreseeable, totally not surprising, cliche television. Whichhh, oh yeah! Big Brother is all about it seems.
Renee: Wow I see it has not made you a believer
Holly: This show is just... bad. I'm surprised it isn't on MTV. If it were on MTV, it would make total sense to me! I'd look at it with my "Okay, this is SUPPOSED to be bad." goggles.
Renee: Oh stop, I know you want the live feed
Holly: Oh yeah, I don't just want the live feed. I NEED IT TO SURVIVE. Speaking of which! Survivor live feed. We need it.
Renee: I don't know how to take the coming out thing
Holly: "Oh my god, you're gay too!? Let's hug!" That's how I took it.
But now he and Annie have an alliance. They're going to stick together because that guy knows her "secret" and she trusts him.
Renee: I think it was touching
Holly: I kind of don't understand where it came from. It was just... all of a sudden. "I actually...have a girlfriend." and then crying and hugging and crying.
Renee: Well maybe it is the desire not to feel alone
Holly: That could be it. And it explains why she felt like she was watching her parents have sex when she was with the science lovers. That could have made her want companionship more than before.
Enzo is sucking up real bad.
I cannot remember anyone's name on this show!
Renee: Enzo reminds me of a used vacuum cleaner salesman.
Yeah but we remember Enzo how sad is that
Holly: Hahaha! Yep, exactly.
Renee: Dear lord Enzo wants to be the Don
Holly: HAHAHA!!! But he'll settle for Assistant to the Don.
Renee: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse LOL
Holly: Well, again, he's from Jersey. How did I remember that!? My goodness. "I don't know your name... But Enzo is from Jersey and loves his mother's cooking."
Renee: Look how they want to break up the showmance...Looks like there might not be a second couple in big brother history to get it on
Holly: I still don't get how the science dude thinks Rachel is intelligent. Just because you know about science does not make up for the fact that watching you partake in a casual conversation is painful.
Renee: Rachel is the Yom Kippur people
Holly: Wow, was I just transported to a football game? All rowdy and cheering over...nothing.
He can't eat the slop because it's not kosher. This is not going to work out very well for him.
Renee: I thought I was the only fairy in the house and then boom Hayden comes and steals my thunder ---yeah line of the night
Holly: HAHA yes! He looks very at home in that tooth fairy costume.
Renee: He has nice legs
Holly: Those shoes don't go with his outfit at all.
Renee: That caramel looks nasty
Holly: Yeah, it took that guy's shorts right off. Brendon! That guy.
Renee: Almost off
Holly: I'm getting hungry. I want all of that popcorn. In my living room!
Renee: Can you imagine how hard it would be to get that off your skin?
Holly: Why are they searching for the tooth all leisurely?
That's why everyone should have sparked a showmance before this challenge. They could help each other!
Ha! The caramel is like the Jersey bay. --Enzo
I would not put my shoes in that crap. I'd take them off. And all of my clothes. And up would go the Big Brother ratings! :D
A drowning swamp monster. Wow.
Close up on Brittany's behind. Unnecessary zoomage.
Renee: I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop, Kathy is sucking out huge
Enzo is a cheat, big freaking surprise
Holly: Yeah, that is fucked. And Kathy is just like, laying there, looking.
Renee: Kathy is outright pathetic
Holly: Hahaha! Matt just made your point about the sheriff being unable to get through the caramel. And a kick to the head for Kathy.
Renee: OMG they have to pull her out of the muck...she needs to go
Holly: I agree. That is ridiculous. There's a good chance Kathy is the saboteur. And she looked kind of proud of herself there.
Ew, worms. What the hell. That room is so bad.
Renee: Big Brother loves their drama...I want to see the slop they have to eat
Holly: Yeah, that has to be ridiculous.
He seriously didn't notice all the huge pictures of the faces until then!? After getting food, sitting down, taking a bite. THEN he notices?
Enzo just looked like he has a hangover.
Renee: It is the cop for sure and she did that to distract everyone from the fact that it is her
Holly: Oooh yeah. That makes sense!
He wants to put Rachel up JUST to break up the budding showmance. I think he's jealous.
Renee: Well the shomance means strong alliance and I am sure that is what he is telling himself but I think he expected to come on the show and be the hottie that everyone drooled over
Holly: Yeah. He reminds me of JT from Survivor a lot.
Oooh, nomination ceremony! They make it sound all good. It's deceiving! Oh no, Enzo is safe.
Renee: I know I already want him to go home
Holly: Me too! How is Kathy safe!? SERIOUSLY!?
Renee: Jealousy wins out
Holly: That is really stupid.
HAHAHA! "You haven't tried to connect with me at all, so you are not safe! If you paid attention to me then maybe I would have made you safe."
Renee: Yeah forget about it this house is gonna get thrown apart
Cause I have an ego that needs stroking
Holly: Enzo is an "insurance adjuster." That creeps me out.
And they leave you at a cliffhanger!
Renee: Yeah it happens every week. Next we have the power of veto and then eviction night
Holly: Oh jeez. They really draw this out, don't they?
Renee:Remember they have a whole summer to fill. On the chat group I went to there were rumours of a fall/winter big brother though I have no idea who would watch it
Holly: Oh god no.
Renee:afraid so
Holly: They can't do that to us!
Renee:Well I won't watch a fall one
Holly: Good. That is relieving.
Holly: "Oh my god, you're gay too!? Let's hug!" That's how I took it.
But now he and Annie have an alliance. They're going to stick together because that guy knows her "secret" and she trusts him.
Renee: I think it was touching
Holly: I kind of don't understand where it came from. It was just... all of a sudden. "I actually...have a girlfriend." and then crying and hugging and crying.
Renee: Well maybe it is the desire not to feel alone
Holly: That could be it. And it explains why she felt like she was watching her parents have sex when she was with the science lovers. That could have made her want companionship more than before.
Enzo is sucking up real bad.
I cannot remember anyone's name on this show!
Renee: Enzo reminds me of a used vacuum cleaner salesman.
Yeah but we remember Enzo how sad is that
Holly: Hahaha! Yep, exactly.
Renee: Dear lord Enzo wants to be the Don
Holly: HAHAHA!!! But he'll settle for Assistant to the Don.
Renee: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse LOL
Holly: Well, again, he's from Jersey. How did I remember that!? My goodness. "I don't know your name... But Enzo is from Jersey and loves his mother's cooking."
Renee: Look how they want to break up the showmance...Looks like there might not be a second couple in big brother history to get it on
Holly: I still don't get how the science dude thinks Rachel is intelligent. Just because you know about science does not make up for the fact that watching you partake in a casual conversation is painful.
Renee: Rachel is the Yom Kippur people
Holly: Wow, was I just transported to a football game? All rowdy and cheering over...nothing.
He can't eat the slop because it's not kosher. This is not going to work out very well for him.
Renee: I thought I was the only fairy in the house and then boom Hayden comes and steals my thunder ---yeah line of the night
Holly: HAHA yes! He looks very at home in that tooth fairy costume.
Renee: He has nice legs
Holly: Those shoes don't go with his outfit at all.
Renee: That caramel looks nasty
Holly: Yeah, it took that guy's shorts right off. Brendon! That guy.
Renee: Almost off
Holly: I'm getting hungry. I want all of that popcorn. In my living room!
Renee: Can you imagine how hard it would be to get that off your skin?
Holly: Why are they searching for the tooth all leisurely?
That's why everyone should have sparked a showmance before this challenge. They could help each other!
Ha! The caramel is like the Jersey bay. --Enzo
I would not put my shoes in that crap. I'd take them off. And all of my clothes. And up would go the Big Brother ratings! :D
A drowning swamp monster. Wow.
Close up on Brittany's behind. Unnecessary zoomage.
Renee: I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop, Kathy is sucking out huge
Enzo is a cheat, big freaking surprise
Holly: Yeah, that is fucked. And Kathy is just like, laying there, looking.
Renee: Kathy is outright pathetic
Holly: Hahaha! Matt just made your point about the sheriff being unable to get through the caramel. And a kick to the head for Kathy.
Renee: OMG they have to pull her out of the muck...she needs to go
Holly: I agree. That is ridiculous. There's a good chance Kathy is the saboteur. And she looked kind of proud of herself there.
Ew, worms. What the hell. That room is so bad.
Renee: Big Brother loves their drama...I want to see the slop they have to eat
Holly: Yeah, that has to be ridiculous.
He seriously didn't notice all the huge pictures of the faces until then!? After getting food, sitting down, taking a bite. THEN he notices?
Enzo just looked like he has a hangover.
Renee: It is the cop for sure and she did that to distract everyone from the fact that it is her
Holly: Oooh yeah. That makes sense!
He wants to put Rachel up JUST to break up the budding showmance. I think he's jealous.
Renee: Well the shomance means strong alliance and I am sure that is what he is telling himself but I think he expected to come on the show and be the hottie that everyone drooled over
Holly: Yeah. He reminds me of JT from Survivor a lot.
Oooh, nomination ceremony! They make it sound all good. It's deceiving! Oh no, Enzo is safe.
Renee: I know I already want him to go home
Holly: Me too! How is Kathy safe!? SERIOUSLY!?
Renee: Jealousy wins out
Holly: That is really stupid.
HAHAHA! "You haven't tried to connect with me at all, so you are not safe! If you paid attention to me then maybe I would have made you safe."
Renee: Yeah forget about it this house is gonna get thrown apart
Cause I have an ego that needs stroking
Holly: Enzo is an "insurance adjuster." That creeps me out.
And they leave you at a cliffhanger!
Renee: Yeah it happens every week. Next we have the power of veto and then eviction night
Holly: Oh jeez. They really draw this out, don't they?
Renee:Remember they have a whole summer to fill. On the chat group I went to there were rumours of a fall/winter big brother though I have no idea who would watch it
Holly: Oh god no.
Renee:afraid so
Holly: They can't do that to us!
Renee:Well I won't watch a fall one
Holly: Good. That is relieving.
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