Renee: are you ready for "Big Brother"?
Holly: Yep, I have it on!I'm ready for our date! LOL
Renee: I don't know if I am going to make it but I'll give it a shot. Let the suffering begin. Well at least they made the house a little less ugly this year.
Holly: It looks like some so-called fancy eyesore that would be in Jersey Shore, though.
Renee: Token mixed race person as usual
Holly: "Oooh they're different! See, we're being diverse!"I have a feeling I would be an awesome Big Brother saboteur.Wow, these people are more excited and definitely more annoying than the people who try out for American Idol.
Renee: Wow, he is going to practice Orthodox Judaism in the house -- good luck with that.Alright the chemist can use her fake boobs as flotation devices
Holly: My eyes always roll completely on their own with the women who are all "I'm going to surprise people! I'm hot! BUT OMG I'M SMART!"Oh no. The token bisexual who is going to be all "I'm bisexual, women love me and men love me because women love me." and that makes me sad.
Renee Well they usually have a token member of the GLBT community each year -- so it is totally about filling quotas
Holly: Well we have a gay man, a bisexual woman and already, two lines that made me cringe.
Renee: aww how open he is willing to flirt with a gay man
Holly: Wow, good for him! He's so progressive.
Renee: And the bow tie, is this 2010?
Holly: Maybe he's over 65 with some condition that makes him look younger. Yeah, that could be it!
Why do they only enter in fours? It could be much more entertaining with all of them running in, pulling each others hair and shit for the bed they want.
Renee: They used to do it that way but changed a few years ago
Holly: Because of too much hair pulling?
Renee: I think so -- and the guy has a weird obsession with his mom
Holly: Yeah. But hey, he's from Jersey. Maybe he can't help it."I just got married" is just saying "I'm married. Please fuck up my life."
Renee: OEDIPUS complex
Holly: Agreed. I laughed at loud when I heard that. "A Yom Kippur"....
Renee: ""He wears a yom kippur." Dear god, yeah boobs no brain
Holly: Rachel has got to be the one placed there to sabotage everything.She seriously cannot be THIS bad.
Renee: Annie has to go as well
Holly: "I'm recently engaged!" Another "I came on here so you could fuck my life up and I will no longer be engaged after this."Oh my. Just no.
Renee: Brittany found a gay bff. "He is obviously a flaming homosexual" Where do they get these people?
Holly: Oh you know she'll be number one in line to see "Violet Tendencies".
Renee: LOL, you're bad. The only one I liked was the sheriff everyone else got on my last nerve
Holly: Same here. She's the only one with more than 3 working braincells.
Renee: Although the Mensa guy thinks he is something special
Holly: Every person on this show is a caricature with almost no other redeeming qualities except for being a giant stereotype. The cast are all the leftovers from the Jersey Shore casting.Well then we just step away from this being a show to watch for entertainment and this being a part-time job or just really wanting to be on Big Brother..People are seriously comparing this to Survivor!? Survivor is SO much better! So the saboteur should just keep winning the Head of Household. And then poof, they make it halfway.The guy with the Yom Kippur is the mascot! So if this show is in its 12th season, you would think a little more money would be allocated to making this not look like a high school play with some really dingy props.
Renee: This is the way it consistently works because how else do you this on such a small stage. Sooo do you want the money or HoH
Holly Definitely HoH. What are you going to do with money while inside the house?
Unless you use it to bribe people.
Renee: Yeah it's 10k when you leave, so you know that no matter what you made some sort of profit
Holly: But the grand prize is more, so I'd rather go for the grand prize.This is reminding me of those Japanese game shows.
Renee: Remember you only have a 1 in 13 chance, but you have a better chance when you pick up money as you go
Holly: She still couldn't hang on? She was holding onto the strap of the hotdog! She's lying! My knee, I mean my elbow, I mean my knee. It hurtssss! Why isn't the yellow team just watching the red team and what they're doing to get the girls across? This is pissing me off. Hayden is the first HoH! Because he possessed the ability to jump real high onto a hotdog. Enzo is hilarious. But not in that funny type of way, just that totally ridiculous, are you serious kind of way..Oh no you wanted to brush your teeth. You sabotaged us with your tooth-brushing wishes!,
Renee: HEHE, he is too busy thinking of his momma to worry about anything else
Holly: And her cooking that no one will be able to match!Well, that was kind of underwhelming to be honest.It ended and I'm sitting here all "THAT WAS IT!?"
Renee: Yeah that was it...it is going to be a long two months
Holly: Very long!
In case you were wondering, "He wears a yom kippur," wins the line of the night. She is so smart, that she didn't know it is called a yarmulke. I hate to say it, but all of the internalized sexist thoughts I had about that woman were validated the moment those words came out of her mouth. Now I just want to go Sssssh every time the camera focuses on her.
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