On last night's episode of Big Brother, we got to see the outcome of the surfboard HoH competition where all of the house guests were perched on surfboards that moved while cold water poured down on them periodically. We found out who the new HoH is and then we saw everyone scramble to plead their case so they wouldn't be put up on the block.
All in all, it was a pretty boring episode. The only mildly entertaining part of the entire hour was the new food for the have-nots (baby food and bok choy) which is still better than sauerkraut. But in my world, anything in better than sauerkraut.
So as it stands now, there's a new HoH, there are two new people up on the block and the have-nots are eating baby food and bok choy--but Andrew is happy because at least baby food is kosher.
Holly: Hey, I'm here!
Renee: Hey
As I recall I predicted a female winner for the HOH cause our center of gravity is lower
Holly: Yes and I said Britney was doing well when they cut out.
Rachel should not be yelling "GO BRENDONNNNN!" While he is trying to balance and stay concentrated.
Renee: GO Andrew
Holly: Shhh, you're going to make him lose his concentration!
Renee: Someone is superstitious.
Holly: Britney and Kathy aren't out for Matt. They were for Monet not leaving. Sillies.
"This aint a jew sport!" Hahah!
Renee: This ain't a jew sport LOL
Holly: Hahah! Ragan is all "This is fun though!"
Oh yeah, Kathy is flying under the radar. She's the first one off her board.
Renee: Kathy is doing all of this on purpose?
Holly: Oh that makes me mad.
Renee: Hayden threw it? wow
Holly: Because he feels safe and wants to eat.
And Britney just threw it too.
Renee: Figures Britney would jump off the board
Holly: Wow, "those shorts don't look kosher."
Renee: I don't want Matt to win
Holly: Me either.
And all the girls are gone. On purpose. Because they didn't want to try.
And Enzo is a have not!
Renee: Enzo is going to have to dream of mama's cooking
I let down Jersey LOL
Holly: LOL! OMG. He let down Jersey!?
Renee: We think the same often
Good for Ragan
Holly: Yes, we do.
Just what Brendon needs when he's about to slip. "Brendon don't fall!!!!!!"
Renee: LOL well HER MAN better not let HER down
Holly: I wonder who is next going to be accused of breaking up her and her man.
Renee: Ragan of course
Holly: "Ragan you tried coming between me and my man! Why do you think he would like you better than me!?"
Renee: Brendon is down
Holly: Ooooh Brendon let her down!
Renee: She better star putting on a yom kippur and praying for Andrew
Holly: Hahahaha!
Go Ragan and Andrew!
They just made an alliance in front of everyone.
Renee: I missed that the baby was screaming
Damn Andrew is done
Holly: Booo.
Ragan wants to give Matt head of household!
Renee: Hang in there Ragan
Holly: Ragan smoked for 18 years and quit cold turkey.
I have immense amount of respect for Ragan now. Says Holly who has had one cigarette in 11 hours.
Renee: Damn it
Poor Ragan
Holly: :( Now Matt is HoH.
You can punch someone in the face in a good way? Hmmm.
Renee: Well what do you expect from a big brother contestant
Holly: Brendon needs to get out of that room! He is a have not!
Renee: Wow Rachel works fast
Holly: Matt is lyingggg.
Renee: Of course he is lying and the guilt he is laying on Rachel is THICK
Holly: Britney the Beverly Hillbilly. Wow, nice Enzo.
Give the meow meow a break. Oh jeez.
Renee: Mew Mew
Damn it Andrew keep doubting,
Holly: NO. Andrew is now sorry he doubted Matt and his wife's "disease."
Renee: Kathy...seriously that woman has now power
Holly: Nope, not at all.
Oh now Kristen is drinking Rachel's Kool-Aid. "I will do whatever it takes to keep you safe."
Renee: More of those two swapping spit
Of course they cannot have a strong woman in the house
Bros before Ho's typical Enzo
Holly: They could be cousins and they're in the room making out.
Renee: They are just doing that to attack her
I love that Andrew is breaking them up
Holly: Me too, that's hilarious.
Renee: LOL Andrew strikes again
Holly: I bet they're wishing the Big Brother house came with locks.
Rachel needs to stop playing with her hair constantly, it's really making me mad.
Her hair looks dead and you know why!? Because she can't keep her hands out of it!
Renee: And Andrew LOL at least its kosher
Holly: Baby food and bok choy, hahaha.
Bok chalk LOL!
Renee: God there is still another 15 mins left
Holly: This is the longest show in history.
If they made a series of War and Peace, it would be shorter than Big Brother.
Renee: Why the hell does Enzo looked worried it is not like he has a chance of going up
Holly: No clue. Maybe he's just paranoid going so long without his mother's pasta and all.
Renee: He wants to backdoor Brandon or Rachel
Holly: Enzo is pissed Rachel is safe.
Renee: Well we know that Enzo doesn't like strong women though that is not how I see Rachel at all
Holly: So Kathy and Andrew are up!
And the show is over, yayyy!
Renee: Thank goodness.
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