Looking back on last night's episode of Big Brother, all I can really say about it is that it's a blur. It was a veto night. Britney and Monet had been put up on the block by Rachel (and Brendan because they can do nothing without the other) and the challenge for power of veto was for the Big Brother house guests to be locked into a guillotine-like contraption and have to stay there for one hour without going over the amount of time. Some people were counting minutes and adding up to an hour in their heads, others figured out how many seconds were in an hour and started counting. Britney won the power of veto and saved herself, leaving Monet on the block and Rachel having to nominate another house guest for eviction.
Check out what Renee and I had to say during last night's episode of Big Brother and check back tomorrow for a recap and some snarky thoughts on tonight's episode.
Holly: Oh my goodness, are you ready!? It's almost time for the mind numbing to start!
Renee: Yeah, but I am not excited about it at all
Holly: Oh me either.
I looked at the calendar today. My disappointment was very apparent. This show needs to start airing once a week.
I feel like I am in a long-term, committed relationship with everyone on Big Brother and I really want to break up but they all just keep coming back.
Holly: Oh! If I disappear, we have a tornado watch and torrential downpours just started. So do not be alarmed!
Renee: okay
Holly: I hope Britney goes home. I like Monet more than her.
Renee: Blow your damn nose and stop sucking it in, Britney. It grates on my nerves
Holly: Big Brother gives tequila to Rachel and can't give Britney a fucking tissue.
Renee: Monet is working really hard to come up with a tear
Holly: Yeah, she isn't a very good actor.
"Don't ask me questions! I'm just going to cry the entire time!"
Renee: I don't know if I can take another day of Britney crying. enough.
Holly: She needs to leave!
Renee: What is with the Andrew hatred?
Holly: No clue. Antisemitism?
Renee: Yeah I am really starting to think that
Holly: It's the only thing that makes sense, logically. There is no other reason for someone to be all about hating a person when they literally have done nothing but wear a... what's it called? Oh yeah, a yom kippur!
Renee: love how they have decided that she is a whore and the nasty sexist shit they are throwing at her
It is just nasty, nasty
Holly: Yeah, that's really horrible. That "every time she wears a skirt I feel like STDs have gone airborne" comment was really way too much.
Because really, the only thing you can think of to say about someone you don't like (and assuming there's a reason you don't like that person) is what they look like and what they wear, that's really disgusting.
And makes me really just want Britney out of the house even more. She's getting me really angry.
Renee: And they think that they are so much better than her because of how she dresses. It is really sickening
How are the people with live feed tolerating this?
Holly: Well, it's sadly all too common.
Renee: And now lying about a wife having a disease is really low
Holly: He picked up a tip for Johnny Fairplay from Survivor. Whose grandmother supposedly "died."
Hahaha. No one knows Andrew is a doctor. I forgot about him keeping it a secret.
Renee: I love that Andrew pegged his sorry ass right from the start
Holly: Me too!
Renee: The longer this goes on the more I want Andrew or Reagan to win
Holly: Same here. And I can't take the Rachel/Brendan thing anymore. I just can't.
Renee: What the fuck is the new meow meow?
Holly: There it is again! What the fuck is the "meow meow?"
HAHA. Okay, you don't know either.
Renee: We seem to share the same irritants
Holly: Us and I hope a lot of other people watching Big Brother.
How have Andrew and Reagan not gone crazy yet? Or just left the house by themselves? Or punch someone in the face?
Renee: Wifey in the car? Some woman married Enzo?
Holly: Enzo has a wife and baby? Are you kidding me?...
Renee: Some woman came between him and his mother?
Holly: Yeah, we're on the same track here, haha.
Renee: Most of the 1 dollar bills come out of strippers g-string. I mean really can they stop with the slut shaming
Holly: Yeah, I just yelled at the television.
This is the same woman who claims it's 10 billion degrees outside.
Renee: I think Brittany won
Holly: That would suck.
Renee: Enzo won
Holly: And the meow meow or something.
Okay, my television just went out.
Renee: Holy fuck by 14 seconds
Holly: Britney won!?
Renee: Well Britney won the golden power of veto
Holly: That makes me mad.
Renee: She was the first one out as well
Holly: Television came back and keeps cutting in and out. Wow, this weather sucks.
I wonder who is going up on the block now.
Renee: I think it is a sign from the media Gods trying to spare you the torture
Is your television still out
Holly: Nope, I'm good now.
Britney and Monet crying. As usual.
Renee: Well once again they are trying to backdoor Andrew
Holly: What the hell!
"If you won you would have put me or Brendan up! I must protect Brendan!" This is nuts.
Holly: Monet just avoided that whole confrontation there. "If I stayed I... would be grateful." Oh really? You would be? You don't say!
Renee: If she puts up Andrew I will be pissed. He has never done anything
Holly: Looks like she's going to.
She's just pandering to Monet and Britney now. Gave them all the control.
Rachel is the worst HoH ever.
And now I actually want Rachel to listen to what Brendan is telling her to do.
Renee: Only because Britanny and Monet are two nasty women
Holly: "In the end I just want Brendan to be happy." Oh no no no no no.
Reagan just cracked me up.
"Noooo! What are you doing!?"
Matt is sacrificing himself. LOL! "We'll offer you our protection."
Renee: You have to admit that it is really a brilliant move
Holly: It is! Matt has not pissed me off yet.
I don't like the word brigade, but what can you do?
Holly: It's super suspicious.
Renee: Rachel is right Matt cannot be trusted now she knows he must have some kind of powerful alliance.
Holly: She is making me really mad because she's dead set on Andrew and does not care.
Renee: Oh boo hoo and now she's crying
Holly: Oh no! Is the showmance over!? Hahaha.
Renee: He yelled at her
Holly: So I guess the showmance is over now!
Now who will Rachel play to protect?
Renee: It makes me sick how she is just completely willing to give up everything for a guy
Holly: Well this whole time, every time she says something about the game it's all about protecting Brendan, making Brendan happy.
Renee: I hope she goes for a loop and just puts up Enzo for the sake of what the hell
Holly: Hahaha!
Renee: Fuck she nominated Matt
Holly: And tomorrow at 8 we find out who goes home!
Well, that was painful.
Renee: Please, Monet is going home
Hey is Reagan a member of the brigade?
Holly: I don't think so. He's just floating on by I think.
Renee: What is his obsession with Matt then?
Holly: No clue.
Renee: Oh maybe Matt gives him the chubs
Holly: Ooooh, maybe!
I still can't keep track of these people and everything they're doing. It's just very forgettable.
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