Last night's episode of Big Brother picked up with Andrew and Kathy on the block, having been put there in the last episode by new HoH Matt. We got to see Kathy scramble and plead to Matt about not wanting to go home, Andrew try to form an alliance with Brendon and Rachel and best of all, Enzo, Rachel, Brendon, Matt, Lane, Kathy and Andrew dressed like genies as they played a guessing game for the power of veto.
Renee: sorry I am late
Holly: It's okay. I almost just whined via Twitter about watching Big Brother by myself.
Renee: I wouldn't bail on BB no matter how tempting
Holly: Awww, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
This show is fixed. Matt just so happens to be the HoH after all the drama with Rachel and Brendon.
Renee: So he lied to Andrew about back dooring Brendan
Man I want Andrew to stay so badly
Holly: Me too.
I also really want someone to let out all of those bugs in the jars in the have not room on someone's bed. Or maybe let them out in the HoH room.
Renee: People are so phony on this show
Holly: Agreed.
Renee: Why oh why is there always someone swapping spit?
Holly: Hayden now wants Brendon gone more than he wants Rachel gone. Maybe so he can get the attention from Kristen and Rachel!
Because they're bored?
Renee: Rachel sabotaged the ice tea LOL
The only way to get Brendan is to backdoor him
Holly: I want to see what happens when it's only the brigade left and they have to start fucking with each other.
Renee: I bet Enzo is the first one out
Holly: I hope so.
Renee: BTW I just found out that cause I am watching BB so is my kid and he is rooting for Brandon heaven help me
Holly: HAHAHA! Oh that's hilarious.
Renee: No it's not...this damn show is corrupting him now
Holly: You are corrupting him! You're the one who is such a huge Big Brother fan!
Renee: Wow I guess I am not winning mommy of the year
Holly: Nope, he'll be telling people "me and my mom watch Big Brother together three times a week. And Enzo loves his mommy's pasta!"
Andrew is Captain Cleanup. Wow.
Renee: Enzo needs his mommy to come in the house and clearn up after him
Holly: Why is Andrew making other people's beds?
That is a little crazy.
Renee: Well he hates a mess I can respect that
Holly: Well I don't like messes either, but I wouldn't go making other people's beds.
Renee: damn Brendan is going to play if he wins he won't change a thing
Holly: And Rachel is playing.
Renee: LOL now Rachel, the brigade is screwed
Holly: Oh this hilarious.
"I thought god loved me!"
Renee: Enzo as host is going to be irritating
Holly: Oh yeah.
My cat is sitting on my desk watching the television. I think she is perturbed by Big Brother too.
Lane just sounded like a whiny little kid. "Give me some Pop Rocks!"
Renee: Green apple isn't very good but he keeps eating it
Holly: Just like a kid, yes.
Renee: Enzo is really insecure
Ninja outfits when they pray? Yeah now we know for sure they are antisemetic. Captain kosher they have no shame
Holly: What is it with Enzo and the Captain everything?
First Andrew was Captain Cleanup. Now he's Captain Kosher.
Holly: Wow. Now we get to hear all about Lane's rifle, truck, beer and killing things. Awesome.
Renee: Remember when you didn't know who he was? Don't you wish we could go back to that now?
Holly: Oh yes. That would be spectacular.
Enzo is dressed like a genie, but claims he is a bearded lady.
Renee: are you surprised?
Holly: Not at all.
And Kathy is worried about the veto competition because she isn't used to seeing numbers.
Renee: And now disableism, that's a rainman thing to me
Holly: I want every one of those outfits.
Renee: I am surprised that Enzo can read
Holly: And he is so theatrical!
There are... A LOT of fortune cookies in the bowl!
It is not a jar, Lane. That is called a bowl.
Renee: He can't shoot it so he does not know what it is
Holly: Hahaha. Lane is eliminated.
Renee: Hahaha bye bye Matt
Holly: Oh no, I hate spirals. They make me sick.
Renee: Wow I cannot even look at it
come one kathy
Holly: And now Kathy is eliminated.
Renee: damn now it is Brendan, Rachel and captain kosher
Holly: I like the word tarot. The last T isn't pronounced.
Andrew has 2 points!
Renee: WOW, one point away from winning come on Andrew
Holly: And Brendon gets another point.
Renee: damn
Andrew didn't pick enough
Holly: I don't even know why Rachel kept playing.
She has all of these outlandish crazy answers and keeps folding.
Renee: Cause she is a knob...she is folding to force the hands of others
Besides it lets her stay in the game with her man
Holly: Oh yeah, if she left the game she would claim Andrew was trying to steal him.
Renee: LOL you have Rachel pegged
Holly: Hahahahaha. Yep, there isn't that much to her.
Renee: I knew Andrew did not pick enough eyeballs
Holly: The house is being taken over by... BRANCHEL!
BRANCHEL. REALLY. WOW.
Renee: I know Branchel...wow that sucks
Holly: Bennifer was better than that. Brangelina is better than that.
Holly: Hm. It's always at around 8:45 when I look at the clock all like "Is this over yet!?"
Matty made a blunder. Teeheehee.
Renee: He better fix it though cause I want Andrew to stay
Holly: I think he's going home.
Renee: Don't even say if cause if it happens I am blaming you now
Holly: And last time you said I was the superstitious one?
Renee: But that was you
I cannot lose Andrew, he is one of the few people I can stand watching
Holly: Oh no, Andrew is saying he and Brendon are together. Don't let Rachel catch wind of that...
Oh wait. I forgot Kathy was on the block too.
This is the most disengaging show ever. My memory sucks, but it isn't this bad.
Renee: Brendon is so not going to use the veto on Andrew
Holly: Nope, and now we get the theatrics of watching Andrew grovel.
"Brendon and Rachel, I'm coming after you. Now please save me."
They so did not need a veto meeting.
Holly: Well that was... something!
Renee: Oh shut up Rachel
Holly: "I had no idea Andrew was such a hater! I was SHOCKED!" Hahaha. She is hilarious.
Renee: I think this is it Andrew is gone this week and its your fault. I noticed that your precious Enzo remains safe
Holly: Of course, he weaseled his way into the brigade.
Wait a second here! Where did Ragan go? He was missing.
He was not shown all episode. Did he go home and I forgot?
Renee: Yeah you are right I didn't notice that
Holly: Maybe he left the show and Big Brother is just going to go on like nothing happened.
Renee: No they would have told us. I guess they just didn't find him interesting this week. Hey who was the chick that came out tohim in the first episode is she still there?
Holly: Annie
Renee: Oh okay..that makes sense. See you are following this much better than I am
Holly: It's hard though!
Maybe they have too many house guests.
Renee: Or maybe they are all just so ridiculous that they all blend together
Holly: That could also be it.
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