Big Brother Season 12: Eviction Night The Floater Fiasco

Holly and I once again risked brain cells and watch Big Brother last night. Of course Holly's jinx carried through and we lost one of the few decent people in the house.  Of course she is unwilling to take the blame but somehow she has not taken her mojo out on Enzo who really needs to go.  Last night was all about drama but that is to be expected when you are watching Big Brother. Rachel was Rachel and who knew that Kristen had it in her.  I think that on Sunday we will probably being some serious confrontation between those two.  Of course Holly and I will again sacrifice our brain cells so that we can give you our snarky brilliant commentary. Without any further ado here are our thoughts.

Holly: Hey lady, ready to shed some of those extra pesky brain cells?
Renee: Remember if Andrew goes I am blaming you
Holly: LOL the last part of the recap was Lane whining "Give me some Pop Rocks!"  Yes, yes, superstitious Renee is out in full force tonight, I got it. ;)   Julie Chen has yet another super pretty dress on!
Renee: I don't like it actually
Holly: I really like the straps.Hahaha. Rachel is making me giggle already.  "Brendon is not supposed to keep secrets from me! Who is he in a relationship with?"
Renee: OMG Brandon forgot who he is in a relationship with
Holly: Hey, Ragan is back!
Renee: She couldn't go a week without accusing someone of stealing her man
Holly: I wonder how far away from each other they live. Who is going to move? I bet Rachel just flies out to his house and camps in his backyard.  Wow, Brendon just dropped the I love you card. And Brendon only said it so she would trust him and shut up about Andrew. Awesome, Brendon.
Renee: Those two are going to need a shomance counsellor
Holly: And Kathy had cancer.Yeah, Andrew is going home.
Renee: A slop free week  I don't like that
Holly: They get a one week break from slop just because Enzo can speak without his accent? And we get to hear from Matt's house because he lied about her bone disease.And she tried to help Matt with the letter she wrote? Wow, they are so good for each other.
Renee: both sick liars, you don't lie about an illness and co-opt someones condition for profit. He is pond scumb
Holly: Agreed.
Renee: Ha Kathy is onto matt
Holly: Wow, Matt is the best player this game has had because he can lie about his wife having an illness? And Matt thinks Hayden is a weak link and not Enzo.
Renee: Hayden is the weak link and you throwing Enzo under the bus, I'm shocked
Holly: I actually like Kathy's speech.
Renee: Kathy looks beautiful and who knew she had such huge boobs. Bad mistake calling out kristen and Hayden, the brigade is voting him out for sure
Holly: Well she knows how to dress for huge boobs. There is a science to that stuff! Hahaha.  Wow, Andrew called out Hayden and Kristen."Watch out for Kristen, guys." Hahaha.
Renee: And then Kristen was told to be quiet when she tried to talk back...
Holly: "Kristen, it is not your time to talk!" Andrew screwed himself.
Renee: He didn't play it cool. He should have been quiet. Now we only have Reagan to vote for
Holly: And we like him!
Renee: Well don't you find a way to jinx Reagan as well
Holly: I did not jinx Andrew, he just sucks at Big Brother.
Renee: DENIAL
Holly: I'm sorry the people you like don't know how to manipulate people.
Renee: At least I never have to hear captain kosher ever again
Holly: Hahaha Ragan wants to institutionalize Andrew.
Renee: Institutionalize and evict Andrew that was so harsh. And you know a tad abelist
Holly: Yes, a tad.Enzo won't let down the Captain Kosher thing though.
Renee: Now that Andrew is gone the house will be a mess
Holly: Hahaha! No more Captain Cleanup, either.
Renee: Wow Kristen hurt his wittle feelings
Holly: Oh my goodness. "No one is going to get between me and my man and especially not a man."
Renee: Shit not again, ain't no one going to get betweem me and my man
Holly: She makes my brain feel like it's going to ooze out of my ears.
Renee: Brendan has a lot to be scared of
Holly: I would be fucking petrified!
Renee: She is stalker material for sure. She will isolate him from everyone
Holly: I would suck at this HoH competition. I can't remember anything that happens in this show.
Renee: Well it is different when you are living it I suppose
Holly: Haha Brendon and Rachel have to go up against each other, of course.
Renee: Rachel of course cursed
Holly: I was wondering why the sound just went out. Ha.  Why is she acting so dramatically OMG.
Renee: Because she is a drama queen
Holly: Jeeeeeez.
Renee: Unfortunately Rachel is about to be HOH for sure,  Lane is dim
Holly: Rachel is the HoH again.
Renee: Did I call it or what
Holly: Why is she crying?  Is she just really, really happy?
Renee: yeah and a bit of a Drama queen
Holly: Like when you have such an intense orgasm you can't help but cry because you don't know what else to do? IS IT LIKE THAT?
Renee: Oooh new saboteur, love it love it
Holly: That's a cool little twist.
Renee: I want Enzo to be the saboteur
Holly: Haha! That would be nuts. He'd say the craziest shit, that's for sure.
Renee: Yeah I know and then hopefully get evicted
Holly: Ha!
Renee: Okay I will get this up for the morning. And then it is long weekend time
Holly: Okay, awesome!
Renee: I think though you should watch BB after dark and give us a special report  Wow make like a floater and float on off.Rachel can be such a loud mouth
Holly: I don't have Showtime or else I would.