Holly: I liked Julie Chen's dress from last Thursday a lot more.
Renee: Are we reduced to chatting about Julie's dress?
Holly: Umm... YES! And Monet calls Rachel a bimbo. Oh, and a bitch.
Renee: Apparently, Rachel is a stupid bimbo because she didn't do what Monet wanted
Holly: I have typed Money instead of Monet almost every single time I've typed her name. Ha.Rachel made the right decision--she now has permission to kiss Brendan. Psh. "She needs to go back to her stripper job in Vegas". Oh jeez.
Renee: "She's lucky she didn't get my fist into her head"? WTH These women are low, low
Holly: Yeah, Rachel is a bimbo and a bitch who doesn't wear a shirt and who are strippers and because of that deserve to be punched in the head. Very nice, ladies. And Kristen and Hayden join in on the showmance.
Renee: oooh a downlow showmance. It's like third grade everyone. They have true feelings after less than a month, but I am sure no one else understands. Hayden wanted to get in someone's pants from the beginning of the show
Holly: Yep, he even told Rachel he put her up because she didn't pay attention to him. I like Kristen's bikini. It's pretty. Kristen doesn't like people talking behind her back so... she goes on Big Brother? Right
Renee: "Monet, come here now", is the woman a dog?
Holly: Wow, is Monet Britney's bitch or something? "Monet. Come here now." HA. Guess so! Oooh, Rachel doesn't call people bitches because she doesn't use that derogatory term. Nicely played, Rachel. Very good. I'm sick of seeing Britney cry.
Renee: And why oh why is she believing Brittany of all people
Holly: Oooh, a house meeting! Rachel is mad.
Renee: Andrew is getting distracted
Holly: He's observing a religious holiday.
Renee: and Reagans look of shock with the lies
Holly: Oooh, the brigade is going along with it to make Rachel and Brendan think they're crazy.
Renee: Oh I know, I thought Matt handled it well. Being tied up was "a typical night in West holiday for me"--LOVE IT
Holly: Hmm... Family program means no mention of the gays!I am really loving Reagan Renee: They don't respect it Andrew. They are out to get you Holly: Yup! They all want him out of the house.
Renee: They are not a fan of the yom kippur
Holly: I'm waiting for someone to be all "He isn't even really in the house! He just practices his religion all day and ignores everyone."
Renee: I really think that there is some antisemitism going on here
Holly: Yeah, me too. They're just a little too aggressive when it comes to wanting Andrew out.And they really have no logical reason for it.Brendan of half million dollars... And she is picking "what is better for Brendan."
OH WTF RACHEL.
Renee: Do what's best for Brendan and I cause he is once and a lifetime. Fuck she needs help. Brendan should be scared
Holly: Rachel is going to stalk him or something when they leave the house."But Brendan I love you! I LOVE YOU BRENDAN COME BACK TO ME!"
Renee: Oh for sure, he is not going to be able to shake her
Holly: Okay, Britney! Go ahead and cry! I guess maybe Reagan is part of the brigade.
Renee: Julie only described him as a friend of Matts
Holly: I wonder how she thinks of something "thoughtful" to say when each new person enters the room.
Renee: It's scripted and its bad. Bye, no group hug, nothing just walk out the door
Holly: Well she was crying. And pissed.
Renee: Yeah still bad form you are supposed to hug goodbye.They cut really fast to the house she must of said something nasty
Holly: Oooh maybe. And she said she said goodbye to Britney and Kathy yesterday and this morning.And to hell with the rest of them, I guess.
Renee: I suppose
Holly: OMG. Rachel AGAIN with the "you tried to break up me and my man"
Renee: You try to break up me and my man and if you ever had a bf you would know that is the dumbest thing you could do...RUN BRENDAN
Holly: I fear for Brendan, I really, really do.
Renee: Can you imagine the first time he does not return her phone call? She will go ballistic
Holly: No she won't. She'll just hop on a plane, go to his house, break into his bedroom and hide in his closet. Julie Chen said that there was a challenge coming up and I looked at the clock all "It is not over yet!?"
Renee: HOH contest...Of course Rahel needs Brendan to win it
Holly: Of course.
Renee: HOH or eat good food? A woman is going to win..we have lower center of gravity
Holly: I would like to eat good food.Being HoH seems like a headache and a place to make enemies.
Renee: But then you get a special room
Holly: EW SAUERKRAUT.
Renee: prunes and pate
Holly: I hate sauerkraut. Allen loves it and I won't even let him keep it in the house. I can't stand the smell.I literally gag every time I smell it.
Renee: no one here eats it but they are partial to pickled onions
Holly: I don't like onions. I am a severely picky eater. Oooh, the surfboards are moving now.Okay, we don't get to see the HoH competition. Oh wait we do! Britney is doing very well.
Renee: No they will tell us on Sunday or we could ask someone who has live feed who won
Holly: We know people who actually have the live feed? Because if we do, they should be commenting and stuff! And that's all, folks!
Renee: We survived another hour. No if you go into a chat room and ask someone will always say
Holly: Thank goodness! It would be embarrassing to die during Big Brother and then the ambulance people see the shitty show you were watching when you died. Then they tell your loved ones that you were watching Big Brother, they lose all respect for you and then no one shows up to your funeral.
Renee: Wow tell us all how you really feel Holly
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